Author: Gwen Matsukawa
08/21/26
“Who’s on first? What’s on second. And I Don’t Know is on third.” These are the funny nicknames of baseball players that Abbott and Costello famously rattled off during an…
08/14/26
“So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?” This is not what White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said to the press corps during one of her briefings,…
08/7/26
“Don’t look for gods in men; you’ll always be disappointed.” Ladies, can I get an “Amen!”? As much as this theme might apply to real life, this is a line delivered by our wise leading man in Christopher Nolan’s…
07/31/26
“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” This is not what Dr. Fauci said this week when he testified before Congress and refused to answer questions…
07/17/26
“I’m not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.” This is not what the coach of the England national football team said when Argentina beat them in the semifinal of the 2026 FIFA World…
07/10/26
“I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.” This may be what the drunk California teenager said to the cops after he was arrested this week for suspected criminal activity in a driverless Waymo car. [Pause…