Author: julie
06/27/25
Sister Mary Roberts: I’m so nervous. What if I forget the words? Sister Mary Clarence: You’re gonna go straight to hell. This is an example of surprising commentary from an…
05/16/25
“Hang on lady, we going for a ride!” As a health policy consultant, I feel like this is what the guys at HHS are constantly saying to me with all…
04/11/25
“Arrogance may not be a uniquely American trait, but I must say, you do it better than anyone.” This could be a line delivered by Ursula von der Leyen, a…
04/4/25
Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5. This is what Awkwafina, the hilarious actress-comedian, says in Crazy Rich Asians. I’ve been thinking about flatulence lately because of the…
03/28/25
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me! This is a flashback to the Stuart Smalley Daily Affirmations SNL skit from the 1990s. Stuart’s self-affirmation, delivered…
03/21/25
“What you don’t want to eat is donuts. No donuts.” This could be gentle advice that food-conscious HHS Secretary Kennedy offers to President Trump at Cabinet meetings. Instead, it is…
03/7/25
“People have a deep mistrust of machines. Have you ever seen Terminator? Or II? Or III? Or IV?” That’s a line spoken by the hilarious Owen Wilson in the comedy…
02/28/25
“You’re the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye…Think I’d crumble? You think I’d lay down and die? No, not I, I will survive.” If you are tapping your…
02/21/25
“Kind of galling when you realize that the nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the whole time.” That little upbeat nugget was brought to you by the great actor…
02/14/25
“If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff.” No, this is not what President Trump said to newly-confirmed HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy,…