Author: Paige Kobza
10/31/25
“If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.” This may be what White House Office of Management and Budget Director Russ Vought thought when he ordered mass…
10/24/25
“I’m afraid I underestimated you guys.” In their dreams, this is what President Trump says to U.S. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and U.S. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries before…
10/17/25
So the guy says: “I’ve never lied to you, I’ve always told you some version of the truth.” And the woman says “The truth doesn’t have versions, ok?” Obviously, this…
10/10/25
“Freedom is a funny thing, isn’t it? When you have it, you don’t appreciate it, and when you miss it, it’s gone.” This could be what ICE agents are saying…
09/26/25
“Change is inevitable. You either resist it—we know who those people are—or you go with it.” I will miss Robert Redford and will re-watch all of his best movies now…
09/19/25
“Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport… and I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love, actually,…
09/12/25
“SHOW ME THE MONEY!!” This is not exactly what health tech companies said to Chris Klomp (head of Medicare) at an event this week, but it is what Cuba Gooding…
09/5/25
“I’m not gonna spend the rest of my life working my a** off and getting nowhere just because I followed rules that I had nothing to do with setting up,…
08/29/25
“Wake up y’all! The king’s here.” Hmmmm. Let’s see, who could have said that? Oh, I know. It is a line from the latest Spike Lee movie Highest to Lowest.…
08/22/25
“Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.“ For the people reading this that do math, maybe skip to the next section. For…