Author: Paige Kobza
05/9/25
Hey! I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy! This is not what the new pope said when he addressed the crowd at St. Peter’s Basilica this week,…
05/2/25
Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? This is not what Elon Musk said when President Trump…
04/25/25
“This is like the utopian dream of wouldn’t it be cool if we had all this data in one place?” With so many “tech bros” running the federal government, you…
04/18/25
“Wonder Twin powers… activate!” This may be what Elon Musk’s 3-year-old twins with Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis have been taught to say, but I wouldn’t know about that. I first…
02/7/25
“My problem is, I wanted to win my first case without any help from anybody.” That’s what Joe Pesci (playing a litigator) says to the totally hilarious Marisa Tomei in…
01/31/25
“He is going DOWN!” No, that is not what Senate HELP Committee Chairman Bill Cassidy said about HHS Secretary nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr. after his confirmation hearing yesterday. Good…
01/24/25
“You can never have too much sugar.” Seems a little counterintuitive, but let’s run with that quote from the 1996 movie Michael for a minute. The whole movie is counterintuitive,…
01/17/25
“Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus...” Doesn’t it feel like we are in the 1994 movie Speed? We are not as good-looking as Keanu Reeves and Sandra…
12/27/24
“Are you telling me this clown is a Level Four Naughty Lister?” This is the least-worst quote I could find in the new Red One movie. It is dumb and…
12/20/24
Down the hall and to the left. This is what Donald Trump, the pre-president NYC hotel tycoon, says to Kevin McCallister to help him find the lobby at The Plaza…