Author: Paige Kobza
01/16/26
“What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?” It would be understandable if Dr. Oz said this to President Trump when he decided to announce the “Great Healthcare Plan” this…
01/9/26
“We are going into the wilderness being led by a lunatic!” No, this is not a blog post about Venezuela. That’s a line from City Slickers, which captures how everyone…
01/2/26
“I’ll have what she’s having.” This may be what envious New Year’s Eve party-goers said at Mar-a-Lago when they saw the First Lady’s sparkly dress, but I wasn’t there to…
12/19/25
“From up here, it doesn’t look like you’re in charge of jack sh**.” No, Santa did not say this from the roof of the Capitol to House leadership when four…
12/12/25
“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.” This is not what President Trump said before signing the executive order to restrict states from passing laws that regulate AI. This is…
12/5/25
“I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.” This is probably not what President Trump said to the…
11/21/25
“I read your book last night.” The author replies: “So you’re the one.” This is not what FDA Commissioner and book author Marty Makary said at one of his many…
10/31/25
“If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.” This may be what White House Office of Management and Budget Director Russ Vought thought when he ordered mass…
10/24/25
“I’m afraid I underestimated you guys.” In their dreams, this is what President Trump says to U.S. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and U.S. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries before…
10/17/25
So the guy says: “I’ve never lied to you, I’ve always told you some version of the truth.” And the woman says “The truth doesn’t have versions, ok?” Obviously, this…