Author: Paige Kobza
06/20/25
“Hold onto your butts.” I have not been invited to the White House Situation Room, but this may be what someone muttered there given the latest news on the Israeli-Iran…
06/13/25
“Where are the leaders of the land? Where is the king who runs this show?” This is what President Trump heard in the dialogue of Les Misérables last night when…
05/30/25
The doctor says: “If you leave, my records will say AMA, you left ‘against medical advice.’ The patient responds: “And mine will say IDGARA, ‘I don’t give a rat’s ass.’”…
05/23/25
“You make a million decisions that mean nothing, and then one day you order take-out and it changes your life.” Maybe this is what led to HHS Secretary Kennedy’s conclusion…
05/9/25
Hey! I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy! This is not what the new pope said when he addressed the crowd at St. Peter’s Basilica this week,…
05/2/25
Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? This is not what Elon Musk said when President Trump…
04/25/25
“This is like the utopian dream of wouldn’t it be cool if we had all this data in one place?” With so many “tech bros” running the federal government, you…
04/18/25
“Wonder Twin powers… activate!” This may be what Elon Musk’s 3-year-old twins with Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis have been taught to say, but I wouldn’t know about that. I first…
02/7/25
“My problem is, I wanted to win my first case without any help from anybody.” That’s what Joe Pesci (playing a litigator) says to the totally hilarious Marisa Tomei in…
01/31/25
“He is going DOWN!” No, that is not what Senate HELP Committee Chairman Bill Cassidy said about HHS Secretary nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr. after his confirmation hearing yesterday. Good…