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02/27/26
“I will not have you, in the course of a single evening, besmirching [our] name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!” No, this is not what one…
02/20/26
“To infinity and beyond!” This is not what Dr. Oz said at an “Action for Progress” event this week, but it seems to capture how he feels about the fantastic capabilities…
02/13/26
“I never knew that we weren’t that great in high school.” This could be what Snoop Dog was telling Cameron Diaz at the Winter Olympics, as he rocked a shirt that…
02/6/26
“I don’t know what all this trouble is about, but I’m sure it must be your fault.” This may be what President Trump was thinking when he asked the Office of…
01/30/26
“I like to think of it as a living system. Just enough stability to keep it from collapsing into anarchy.” We don’t know if that’s what President Trump said to…
01/23/26
“Despite what you may think, I have nothing against y’all.” This is not what President Trump said to NATO allies in a speech at Davos this week. This is a…
01/16/26
“What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?” It would be understandable if Dr. Oz said this to President Trump when he decided to announce the “Great Healthcare Plan” this…
01/9/26
“We are going into the wilderness being led by a lunatic!” No, this is not a blog post about Venezuela. That’s a line from City Slickers, which captures how everyone…
11/7/25
“I don’t like who I am right now. I need some time to think.“ This may be what many Members of Congress are saying to themselves as hundreds of flights…
10/31/25
“If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.” This may be what White House Office of Management and Budget Director Russ Vought thought when he ordered mass…