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04/24/26
“I’m in print! I’m somebody now!” This is probably not what HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said after seeing the news reports of his testimony marathon (7 congressional committees…
04/17/26
“I don’t have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur.” This is what Abe Sutton must have said when he pitched his CMMI ACCESS model idea, the…
04/10/26
“You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing. If you knew that you knew nothing, then that would be something, but you don’t.” This is not what Melania…
04/3/26
“Why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?” This is not what President Trump said to Pam Bondi when he fired her from the Attorney General position…
03/27/26
Ever feel like you’re living in an airport? This is probably what a lot of people were saying to each other as they stood in impossibly long airport security lines…
03/20/26
If this were a beauty pageant, we just lost. No, this is not what the ABC executives said to each other when they agreed with the cast members of “The…
03/13/26
You know what freedom is? No fear. Just like Tom f***ing Cruise. No, this is not what Pete Hegseth said after another “arsenal of freedom” speech to promote America’s war…
03/6/26
Now you listen. I don’t give a d*** which way you go, just don’t follow me. You got that? This is not what President Trump said to Department of Homeland…
02/27/26
“I will not have you, in the course of a single evening, besmirching [our] name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!” No, this is not what one…
02/20/26
“To infinity and beyond!” This is not what Dr. Oz said at an “Action for Progress” event this week, but it seems to capture how he feels about the fantastic capabilities…