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10/25/26
“I’m insane and responsible. This is a potent combination.” This may be what Republican Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy said when he decided to release a shorter version of his…
10/18/26
“You can’t handle the truth!” Maybe this is what Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said to himself when President Trump reversed his decision to livestream the scheduled firing squad execution of…
10/9/26
“I think the idea of me is better than the reality of me.” This may be what Elon Musk said to President Trump when he was awarded the National Medal…
10/4/26
“When everyone’s super… no one will be.” This is unlikely what Jay Clayton, the Director of National Intelligence and newly anointed AI Czar, said to President Trump to encourage him…
09/25/26
“A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, even if it is in California.” This may be what a local sheriff said before the California Supreme Court ruled that…
09/18/26
“This is my show, and I’m not going anywhere.” This could have been what Dr. Oz said on stage this week when he spoke at this week’s ACCESS Model event:…
09/11/26
“The game is afoot, eh, Watson?” This could have been a line spoken by future U.S. House Speaker Hakeem Jeffries, who ran an ad blitz for Democrats during the first…
09/4/26
“That’s a big key. Big key, you must listen to each other if you’re going to be a group.” This is not what President Trump said to the nine pharma…
08/28/26
“There is no such thing as natural beauty. Honey, time marches on, and eventually you realize it’s marching across your face.” Of course, I was going to find a way…
08/21/26
“Who’s on first? What’s on second. And I Don’t Know is on third.” These are the funny nicknames of baseball players that Abbott and Costello famously rattled off during an…