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07/3/26
“You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!” This is unlikely what President Trump said to Interior Secretary Doug Burnum, when they talked…
06/26/26
“Just do it.” This may be what someone said to the person who took a knife to the recently-installed blue lining of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool ahead of the…
06/19/26
“Be a goldfish.” This is not what President Trump said to explain why he signed a memorandum of understanding to end the Iran war this week. But he could have…
06/12/26
“Do you believe in magic? Honestly, since I first walked into your office, I believe in everything.” This bit of sap may have been what David Rockwell (famous architect) said…
06/5/26
“I wish there was someone who got what was happening and could just look at me and tell me that we weren’t crazy.” This may be what Congresswoman Lori Trahan…
05/29/26
“Do you believe in miracles?! YES!” This line does not appear in Pope Leo XIV’s 82-page encyclical about artificial intelligence. Instead, this is a line spoken by the sportscaster Al…
05/22/26
“The world is intricately stitched together, boys. Every thread we pull, we will not know how it affects the design of things.” This is unlikely what President Trump said to…
05/15/26
“You’re so much bigger than your action figures!” This is not what President Trump said to Chinese leader Xi Jinping when they met in China for a summit this week,…
05/8/26
“Wow, okay.” This is, in fact, what Pope Leo said when our Secretary of State Marco Rubio inexplicably gave the Pontiff a small, crystal football engraved with the State Department…
05/1/26
“When your enemy’s making mistakes, don’t interrupt him.” That may be what King Charles wanted to say to Democrats when he addressed Congress this week, but this wisdom is actually…