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04/25/25
“This is like the utopian dream of wouldn’t it be cool if we had all this data in one place?” With so many “tech bros” running the federal government, you…
04/18/25
“Wonder Twin powers… activate!” This may be what Elon Musk’s 3-year-old twins with Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis have been taught to say, but I wouldn’t know about that. I first…
04/11/25
“Arrogance may not be a uniquely American trait, but I must say, you do it better than anyone.” This could be a line delivered by Ursula von der Leyen, a…
04/4/25
Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5. This is what Awkwafina, the hilarious actress-comedian, says in Crazy Rich Asians. I’ve been thinking about flatulence lately because of the…
03/28/25
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me! This is a flashback to the Stuart Smalley Daily Affirmations SNL skit from the 1990s. Stuart’s self-affirmation, delivered…
03/21/25
“What you don’t want to eat is donuts. No donuts.” This could be gentle advice that food-conscious HHS Secretary Kennedy offers to President Trump at Cabinet meetings. Instead, it is…
03/14/25
“I don’t want to say anything negative about that Kennedy boy. I’m sure he’s a real nice fellow.” We don’t expect this is what Dr. Oz will say today about…
03/7/25
“People have a deep mistrust of machines. Have you ever seen Terminator? Or II? Or III? Or IV?” That’s a line spoken by the hilarious Owen Wilson in the comedy…
02/28/25
“You’re the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye…Think I’d crumble? You think I’d lay down and die? No, not I, I will survive.” If you are tapping your…
02/21/25
“Kind of galling when you realize that the nutbags with cardboard signs had it right the whole time.” That little upbeat nugget was brought to you by the great actor…