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06/27/25

June 27, 2025

Sister Mary Roberts: I’m so nervous. What if I forget the words? Sister Mary Clarence: You’re gonna go straight to hell. This is an example of surprising commentary from an…

06/20/25

June 20, 2025

“Hold onto your butts.” I have not been invited to the White House Situation Room, but this may be what someone muttered there given the latest news on the Israeli-Iran…

06/13/25

June 13, 2025

“Where are the leaders of the land? Where is the king who runs this show?” This is what President Trump heard in the dialogue of Les Misérables last night when…

06/6/25

June 6, 2025

“David, the President can’t be a loose cannon.” This may be what Elon Musk said to David Warrington, the White House Counsel, about President Trump as the war between the…

05/30/25

May 30, 2025

The doctor says: “If you leave, my records will say AMA, you left ‘against medical advice.’ The patient responds: “And mine will say IDGARA, ‘I don’t give a rat’s ass.’”…

05/23/25

May 23, 2025

“You make a million decisions that mean nothing, and then one day you order take-out and it changes your life.” Maybe this is what led to HHS Secretary Kennedy’s conclusion…

05/16/25

May 16, 2025

“Hang on lady, we going for a ride!” As a health policy consultant, I feel like this is what the guys at HHS are constantly saying to me with all…

05/9/25

May 9, 2025

Hey! I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy! This is not what the new pope said when he addressed the crowd at St. Peter’s Basilica this week,…

05/2/25

May 2, 2025

Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? This is not what Elon Musk said when President Trump…

04/25/25

April 25, 2025

“This is like the utopian dream of wouldn’t it be cool if we had all this data in one place?” With so many “tech bros” running the federal government, you…