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08/7/26
“Don’t look for gods in men; you’ll always be disappointed.” Ladies, can I get an “Amen!”? As much as this theme might apply to real life, this is a line delivered by our wise leading man in Christopher Nolan’s…
07/31/26
“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” This is not what Dr. Fauci said this week when he testified before Congress and refused to answer questions…
07/24/26
“The curious fish gets caught.” This is a good thing for journalists to keep in mind tonight, as they weigh whether they should go to the rescheduled Washington Correspondent’s Association…
07/17/26
“I’m not supposed to lose. Let me see the script.” This is not what the coach of the England national football team said when Argentina beat them in the semifinal of the 2026 FIFA World…
07/10/26
“I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.” This may be what the drunk California teenager said to the cops after he was arrested this week for suspected criminal activity in a driverless Waymo car. [Pause…
07/3/26
“You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!” This is unlikely what President Trump said to Interior Secretary Doug Burnum, when they talked…
06/26/26
“Just do it.” This may be what someone said to the person who took a knife to the recently-installed blue lining of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool ahead of the…
06/19/26
“Be a goldfish.” This is not what President Trump said to explain why he signed a memorandum of understanding to end the Iran war this week. But he could have…
06/12/26
“Do you believe in magic? Honestly, since I first walked into your office, I believe in everything.” This bit of sap may have been what David Rockwell (famous architect) said…
06/5/26
“I wish there was someone who got what was happening and could just look at me and tell me that we weren’t crazy.” This may be what Congresswoman Lori Trahan…