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05/30/25
The doctor says: “If you leave, my records will say AMA, you left ‘against medical advice.’ The patient responds: “And mine will say IDGARA, ‘I don’t give a rat’s ass.’”…
05/23/25
“You make a million decisions that mean nothing, and then one day you order take-out and it changes your life.” Maybe this is what led to HHS Secretary Kennedy’s conclusion…
05/16/25
“Hang on lady, we going for a ride!” As a health policy consultant, I feel like this is what the guys at HHS are constantly saying to me with all…
05/9/25
Hey! I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy! This is not what the new pope said when he addressed the crowd at St. Peter’s Basilica this week,…
05/2/25
Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me? This is not what Elon Musk said when President Trump…
04/25/25
“This is like the utopian dream of wouldn’t it be cool if we had all this data in one place?” With so many “tech bros” running the federal government, you…
04/18/25
“Wonder Twin powers… activate!” This may be what Elon Musk’s 3-year-old twins with Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis have been taught to say, but I wouldn’t know about that. I first…
04/11/25
“Arrogance may not be a uniquely American trait, but I must say, you do it better than anyone.” This could be a line delivered by Ursula von der Leyen, a…
04/4/25
Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5. This is what Awkwafina, the hilarious actress-comedian, says in Crazy Rich Asians. I’ve been thinking about flatulence lately because of the…
03/28/25
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me! This is a flashback to the Stuart Smalley Daily Affirmations SNL skit from the 1990s. Stuart’s self-affirmation, delivered…